happy valentine’s day to INTOXICATED ZODIAC & ZODIAC VODKA. we’ve been dating for sometime (as you might have read when we first met.) but it has gotten SO serious. We might even get hitched, just a suspicion. There’s been no questions popped just yet… BUT, i know that ZODIAC VODKA is THE ONE. IZ might even have found more than a soul mate, IZ may have found its MOST COMPATIBLE SOULMATE. we all have lots of soul mates, but only one MOST compatible one. that said, INTOXICATED ZODIAC and ZODIAC VODKA are SO SO SO alike, we might even be TWIN FLAMES! woah… like whitney & michael. for those of you who are wondering what i’m talking about, a twin flame is YOU. not your other half, but half of your other self. in other words, an equal sized chunk of YOU. now don’t get all exited about finding your TWIN FLAME over your MOST COMPATIBLE SOULMATE, because having YOU, in YOUR face all the time would get pretty intense, no? but there’s definitely some pretty intense lovin’ going on between IZ & ZODIAC VODKA.
tall, dark & handsome, ZODIAC VODKA, is so divinely delicious in the new BLACK CHERRY flavor… so, deep, so rich, so sweet, so – oh stop! this is good stuff this BLACK CHERRY ZODIAC VODKA… and the best part is that each bottle is SIGN-SPECIFIC! wow, again, make it stop, right? i know, i know! but there’s more… it’s GLUTEN FREE made in potato country idaho… and of course, SMALL BATCH DISTILLED for discerning drinkers. so, if you’re one of those snobs, like myself, who prefer to “infuse” their own vodka with their own flavors, just know that ZODIAC VODKA worked with a master distiller to develop a 100% NATURAL flavor extract specifically for them. also – there is no shelf-life, unlike any and all “infused liquors.” BLACK CHERRY ZODIAC VODKA will keep forever, just like our love. this BLACK CHERRY is different than any black cherries you might have dated before. trust me, this one is a keeper, AND so is each keepsake bottle that it comes in!
INTOXICATED ZODIAC & ZODIAC VODKA = TRUE LOVE ETERNAL
here’s a handy post for “all the single ladies–” or gents–out there this Vday. if you’re celebrating singlehood this time around, consider these offbeat options. remember, self love is the greatest love. so, celebrate your Self with a loving ROSE GIMLET. cheers to you!
two valentine’s bevies that slithered across my desk:
1) FEVER: this non-carbonated herbal fusion is infused with only 100% natural ingredients. “FEVER heightens a persons euphoric state, while also stimulating the body and providing a natural source of energy.”
i had the KIWI STRAWBERRY, and it was good… i do believe it even stimulated me! at the time i drank it, i was in my booth at the jacob javitz center and thankfully i managed to control my lust. i simply channeled that energy into a killer sales pitch instead of…$#*!!:) considering that almost every buyer there was either a gay man or a straight woman, it wasn’t HARD to do. however, if i had consumed this delicious, libido-enhancing libation at any other time, well, i doubt i would have been able to control myself and the erotic FEVER this drink would have unleashed from the deepest caverns of my carnal self. shake things up this valentine’s day-mix it in a sexy nightcap.
2) LOVE POTION #9: this tasty cordial bears the perfect name for that fast approaching sexiest of days. oh yes, my fave, valentine’s day. i suggest pouring this fruity, tasty, sweet, delicious liqueur all over your lover’s sweet spots. oh how will you clean up that desirable mess? of course i strongly recommend preparing a valentine’s day COCKtail with it too… i do believe that LOVE POTION #9 is a guaranteed good time no matter how you use it.
“LOVE POTION #9 is a 60-proof, distilled spirits specialty that was developed over the course of five years and almost 1,800 trial-and-error formulations before its blend of 20 exotic tropical fruit flavors, including mango, peach, chocolate, vanilla, pear, apple, cherry, almond and many others, was perfected.”
what a way to kick off the new year… cheers to american salon magazine for featuring intoxicated zodiac shot candles in the january issue. they also plugged us online, check out their “new & notable” column here.
IZ Shot Candles were made for Valentine’s Day… Perfect for the lascivious lover on your list. Hot, sexy, dripping, wet wax… what more could we want on V-day?! Make the recipe at home and do cocktail body shots at the same time for twice the fun. Just call me Dr. Ruth.
Email Info@IntoxicatedZodiac.com for wholesale info. Available for viewing or buying online here.
i don’t know about you, but valentine’s day is my least favorite holiday. relationship pressure, obligatory materialism, societal stigmas… the list of reasons why it sucks is endless. like taxes, it exists and must be dealt with.
enter PINKY VODKA—valentine’s day solved. it’s a bouquet in a bottle! boy or girl, any lovely human will lust for this exquisitely designed vessel. sexy and slender, it’s shape emulates the style of luxury perfume. inside, the hand-blended swedish vodka is a rose quartz shade of blushing pink derived from rose petals, violets and wild strawberries, which all come together in a subtle floral nose and flavor.
despite the flowers, your man won’t think this is too girly. he’ll like it even more if you play bad bad bartender and shake your booty while shaking up a rose water gimlet. don’t forget to rim… the glass. he just might propose on the spot.
visit PINKY, the world’s most beautiful vodka.
750 ml $50; WALLYWINE.com
DRINK FOR THOUGHT:
apparently we don’t know the zodiac sign of st. valentine. it is however, ironic, that this holiday was created in the month of aquaruius, which is the sign of universal love. we as a society have chosen to take aquarius’ one love concept and make it intimate. valentine’s day is now a romantic love holiday, rather than the holiday of love for humanity it was perhaps intended to be?
The talented Terry Evans kindly sent me the following:
This St Valentine’s Day is a truly fabulous day for romance, as the Sun (guys) and the Moon (gals) are in a beautiful aspect.
At dawn on 14th February the day dedicated to Women and St Valentine, the patron saint and martyr of Love, the Moon in Libra enters the seventh house of relationships. And Jupiter and Mars are aligned in Aquarius in the twelfth house of spiritual transformation.
IT IS A COSMIC VALENTINE! In 1969, the song Aquarius, forecast this next Aquarian precursor:
“When the Moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars. Then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars”
Turns out, this is actually happening on Saturday Morning! At dawn on 14th February the Cosmos actually embodies this perfect alignment to support our collective manifestation of love and peace and dawning of the Age of Aquarius.
Tokens from the Goddess! In the ancient world, February 14th was a special day dedicated to the Feminine Divine.
forget about diamond rings… that’s old school. for only $225 you can have a custom printed bottle of 1800 TEQUILA. be sure to leave 2-3 weeks shipping time. sorry, i suck… it’s a tad late for the dreaded V-day. but it’s the thought that counts, no? actions speak louder than words, no? so don’t tell him you love him. drink him you love him. (your man will love that in more ways than one.) or gents, ask her to marry you in a truly unique and intoxicated way: inside a tequila bottle. just in case you’re thinking this is some glued label on the back of a cheesy ass bottle, think again. the execution of your bottle will be top notch. your custom art is actually printed on the back of the bottle, and is meant to last a lifetime. i haven’t tested it, but i’m pretty sure its dishwasher safe. the bottle itself looks like a splendidly cut crystal, and the stopper is a reusable shot glass! made in the usa and meant to be repurposed… can life really get any better than that? visit 1800 TEQUILA to design your lover’s masterpiece today.