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Thursday, December 31, 2009

potions imbibed in bergdorf’s window

the best holiday windows are consecutively BERGDORF GOODMAN’S. this year, one of the windows concerned a chapter on alcohol—and of course—this window was designed by pisces, ALEXANDER MCQUEEN! pisces is the zodiac sign of the alcoholic. (i even list mr. mcqueen on the back of my pisces COCKTAIL CANDLE box as a FAMOUS FELLOW DRUNK). the charts of alcoholics were studied and it was found that those with a prominent placement of PISCES in their chart were more prone to the disease. PISCES rules the planet of NEPTUNE and is an escapist, dreamy, disconnected, other-worldly personality. PISCES men are sexy as hell-and they design the most fantastic clothes ; ) but so how cool is this window though?!

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Friday, July 27, 2007

voodoo love potion

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Well, the results are in! A proactive reader left a challenging comment
last week, and we here at IZ stepped right up.

Our friendly witch told us that she took the recipe from an old spellcasting book, The Modern Herbal Spellbook by Anna Riva. But she hadn’t tested it out just yet, as she didn’t need to (well, aren’t we lucky)?! But her curiosity got the best of her and she asked if we could give the recipe a test run. Alcohol, sex… hmnn… yeah, i think we can try that one out for ya.

The recipe calls for gin, so what better time to serve the sinfully smooth new gin, G-VINE? Distilled from a grape spirit and rare green grape flowers, the G is for G-spot.

Two out of the three couples who tested the VOODOO LOVE POTION were pleased with the lustful and overly amorous results. Could it have been the extremely high content of alcohol? Or the G-spot inducing G-vine gin? Or perhaps, the VOODOO LOVE POTION itself? Calling all lovers: give it a shot and post your results here.

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VOODOO LOVE POTION

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Gin (G-Vine)
1 oz white Creme de Cacao
Sprig of fresh mint

Place mint in tall glass with creme de cacao and muddle until the mixture tastes minty. Add ice and pour vodka and gin over it. Stir and serve to the one you lust for.

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