Tuesday, February 26, 2008

happy birthday pisces

albert.pngmy favorite pisces of all time is albert einstein. i loved his wild fro, and even more, i loved his unyielding piscean compassion… he was a vegetarian. like all the hyper-sensitive water signs (pisces, cancer, scorpio) it is the sign of the two fish that is probably the most sympathetic. the dreamy and irrisistable mind of pisces is ocean of deep thoughts, that are as deep as the ocean. this great genius is the author of both quotes below which capture the essence of of pisces:

“All meaningful and lasting change starts first in your imagination and then works its way out. Imagination is more important than knowledge.” (source)

“Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.” (source)

happy birthday pisces : )

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Thursday, November 1, 2007

gotta luv ny, shoe shines and gin tonics on the house

Well, this is a new one… a most unusual affair presented by Hendrick’s Gin. drinking and shoe shining, to my knowledge, aren’t usually don’t in tandem. but this thursday, november 1st, all that will change. Show up with your embarrassingly scuffed shoes at Pete’s Tavern, where they’re handing out G & T’s with shoe shine chasers.

“Life is simply too glorious not to experience the odd delights of quaffing a complimentary Hendrick’s and tonic whilst our chaps shine your brogues. Admission is Free and attire is shoes to shine.”

Now who rules the feet children? that’s right, pisces!

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Monday, August 6, 2007

COUNTER, NYC - A PISCEAN PLACE

With all the recent hype about the fabulous green gastro-pub, COUNTER, in nyc, i figured it was time to write that post i’d been sitting on for months. (My moon sign is Taurus, which tends to make me a lazy-ass procrastinator). A week or so ago the New York Times wrote them up in an article on healthy cocktails, which was quite worth musing, as noted by TLM.

WHAT SIGN IS COUNTER?
Astrologer Nadine Kennedy gave me me a few tips on how best to to discern the astrological sign of a bar or restaurant:
1) Most important, is the day of opening.
2) However, the day of breaking ground or starting renovations would also play a role in the chart.
3) And the day on which important paperwork was signed or filed (ie, liquor license, name filing, etc.) is also significant.
BUT, it’s not the in the budget here at IZ to allow for the hiring of PI’s to track down such details. Hence I’m sticking to the opening day of the joint. Here goes…

THE ASTROLOGY OF COUNTER:
Opened on March 6th, COUNTER is a PISCES, “the day of beauty lovers.”

The first thing that struck me upon entering the watery bistro was it’s sage green walls. Pisces’ color is a SOFT SEA FOAM GREEN! Woah…
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Pisces element is WATER, and the large candle display on the wall was dripping like a giant frozen WATERFALL!

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Bottles of LIQUID were placed prominently around the restaurant. Huge containers of spirit infusions, along with racks of decorative wines, and an impressive martini bar, were all meant to be noticed. Able to DRINK LIKE A FISH, Pisces produces more ALCOHOLICS than any other sign! (This is thanks to the dreamy and addictive influence exerted by Neptune and Jupiter, in that order).

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Pisces is the sign of two fishes, struggling to swim in opposite directions. One hoping to dive to the bottom of ocean and hide from life in a seaweed forest. The other could be a flying fish, and leap right out of the ocean, it’s aim is so high. These opposite-natured fish must learn to swim in harmony with each other, but they never truly will. Theirs is the burden of knowing that both pain and pleasure exist in our world, and even more so, in their mind. COUNTER serves a bottle of wine for $10, and another for $10,000 (seriously). such extremes are life for pisces.

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Even the art was matted with a light green color. Stereoscopic photographs were mounted on several walls, taken of the restarant’s own herb & edible flower rooftop garden. Upon request, stereo viewers are available to view these pictures (which makes the images so clear, it’s like looking at the actual flower itself.) My dad collects antique stereo views, so I know a thing or two about them. In the days before television, this was entertainment.

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COUNTER makes a point of serving green booze. If it’s not certified organic, then it’s close. These days, the organic certification standards are so high, and so expensive, that a lot of brands have opted not to pursue it. But with a little research it is relatively easy to figure out which ones use organic grains, or renewable energy, or recycled packaging - and are hence “light” green. Dark green refers to die-hard environmentalist standards, and light to, well, lighter standards. In my book, anyone that makes some sort of a conscious effort is helping to solve our polar bear problem.


They also serve kosher spirits. Oy vey, who knew?!
A healthy selection of boidynamic wines are also on their list.

counter_drink21.gifThe libations are flirtatiously & creatively named, with titles such as NOT TONIGHT DEAR (above: juniper gin, sweet & dry vermouth, muddled raspberries) and THE ANGRY LESBIAN (tarragon-infused vodka with framboise, young ginger & orange nectar). I never tasted one of these, but she was rather good. Each drink has it’s own cute little tale. My fave was TIE ME TO THE BEDPOST, made with lavender & rosemary infused vodka, topped with cranberry and lime nectar. “According to local lore in Gloucestershire, England, rosemary only thrives if the mistress of the house is also the master.

COUNTER offers delicious, organic vegetarian and vegan fare, along with an admiral cocktail menu. Their wine and spirit list is equally impressive. The Atmosphere’s casual cool, and the price is right with tipples for the taking at twelve bucks a pop.

THE SECRET LANGUAGE OF BIRTHDAYS by Gary Goldschneider & Joost Eiffers lists March 6 as “The Day of the Beauty Lovers”. (this is an amazingly accurate read btw, totally worth picking up, or flipping to your page in Barnes & Noble).
***As always, go to amazon through Kittykind to give them a 15% donation.

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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

owner alcoholic

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OWNER ALCOHOLIC
OWNER ALLERGIC
OWNER RELOCATED
OWNER PASSED AWAY
OWNER HOMELESS
OWNER BORED

I’ve been on the pet rescue circuit for many years, and have heard them all - even from my own sister. Excuses, for unloading a pet, once considered a family member. Homeless pets are the result of unfortunate circumstance through no fault of their own. They are guilty of only one thing: wanting a place to call home. Personally, every pet i’ve ever owned has been a rescue. My supermodel cat, Holly, actually was taken from an alcoholic. Nice enough guy, but wouldn’t spay his cats. So I did it - and grabbed all the kittens. Now my sister (different one), on the other hand, insists on buying her pets from pet stores. The last three have been bow-legged, retarded and deaf, in that order. It sounds funny, but it’s not - it’s true. Meanwhile, the compliments i get on my Siberian Husky, La Femme Nikita, are uncanny. I cannot leave the house without getting some comment on her looks, manners, personality, hair cut, collar, owner (ha-ha), whatever. “Really, SHE is a rescue? No!” Insinuating that rescued pets are damaged goods, which they are so not. We need to spread the word peeps: Sheltered pets are A-OK!

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Join animal rights advocate, Bernadette Peters, next Monday, August 6th in Union Square Park (NYC). Bernadette is the most compassionate of all the signs, a Pisces, FYI! A 10am Press conference will unveil the new CACC ad campaign, to be followed with adoptions and giveaways until 2pm. This is a great chance to adopt a furry love muffin, or two, or three, if you haven’t all ready.

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