Monday, April 28, 2008

lady marmalade - a leoan lassie’s naughty tipple

lady-marmalade.gif while all colors are powerful, orange is exceptionally so. i suppose it is no coincidence that the mighty sign of leo is associated with the color orange. the second chakra is our seat of power, our gut, our intuition–and it is orange. when our inner orange speaks, we would do well to listen. monks don orange colored robes as a sign of wisdom. not just intelligence, but wisdom learned or channeled from a higher source, or even our higher selves. you’re loving this, aren’t you leo? lordess of the zodiac, lady marmalade!

LADY MARMALADE is one of my all time fave songs known best for it’s naughty, aggressive and oversexed lyrics (especially for it’s time). “voulez-vous coucher avec moi c’est soir?” or in english, “would you make love to me tonight?” well, wouldn’t you know–the color orange also symbolizes pleasure, as in unquenchable lust. considering leo is essentially a big ball of orange fur, i’m thinking this pussy cat’s pretty good in the sack. am i right leo?

LADY MARMALADE

1 oz scotch
1 1/2 tbsp marmalade
1 oz honey syrup
1 oz fresh lemon juice

stir exceedingly well, or shake vigorously over ice. strain into ice packed-lowball glass.

***honey syrup: 1 c water, 1/2 c honey. heat on stove until dissolved (should be a few minutes on simmer). add splash of vodka and store in fridge.

color-energy.gifwanna know about the spiritual manifestations of the color orange, or any other color for that matter? read TONY & TINA COLOR ENERGY. via intoxicated zodiac

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Monday, April 7, 2008

dirty aura’tini - heavy on the olive color

gwen-aura3.jpglast year i had my aura photographed and it looked completely different than the photograph i had taken last weekend. i can’t believe how much the colors of my aura have changed in one year. green is the color of business and organization, and as you might know, i have recently started my own business! the language of color is like any other language - chinese, html, ect… and interpreting the colors captured on your aura photo explains what is going on in your life at the present time…. your emotional, spiritual and/or physical state can all be reflected in this image. you’ll see in my photo that there is some purple, and a lot of blue, and a general olive hue. each color, along with it’s location, has a meaning. i won’t bore you with the intricacies of the meaning of my colors, but implore you to get your own photographed if you have the chance. for one, it’s a beautiful image of yourself, and it’s also a whole lot of fun!

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shaken in Occult, Auras



Friday, February 29, 2008

youtube ouija board featuring iz

wow, intoxicated zodiac’s scary video got one star! and 2 thumbs down. click here to watch gwen’s directorial debut and the cheesiest video you ever saw…

WATCH IZ’S OUIJA BOARD ON YOUTUBE

all kidding aside though, these “game” boards don’t joke around. i won’t even use one anymore, the death threats became a little too repetitive for my comfort level. They’re a portel for spirits–negative or positive–so if you are going to play with one, keep the garlic close by and a stake at the ready.

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shaken in Occult


Saturday, December 22, 2007

keep your pecker up, the days will get longer : )

robin-pecker61.gif tonight marks the winter solstice, the longest night of the year. i know that everything has a purpose, but i for one hate winter. no purpose can be worth the punishing cold and cruel darkness that penetrates this time of year. if it weren’t for the inexplicably awesome city of new york, i would be so gone. california, belize - hell, north carolina would be better than this for christ’s sake. but i can’t leave my big apple, even though it can be a rather a rotten one on those bitter frozen days. with the highest suicide rates in the northern hemisphere, this time of year is hard for everyone - plants, animals and people. but rejoice little robins - keep those peckers up! spring is only 90 days away and each one gets a little closer to 90°. so pour yourself a stiff one and read all about the metaphysical side of the winter solstice, compliments of the spirit, hilarion. cheers…

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shaken in Occult, Holidays


Friday, November 23, 2007

giving thanks the om way

happy thanksgiving, DAILY OM style:

“Often when we practice being thankful, we go through the process of counting our blessings, acknowledging the wonderful people, things and places that make up our reality. While it is fine to be grateful for the good fortune we have accumulated, true thankfulness stems from a powerful comprehension of the gift of simply being alive, and when we feel it, we feel it regardless of our circumstances. In this deep state of gratitude, we recognize the purity of the experience of being, in and of itself, and our thankfulness is part and parcel of our awareness that we are one with this great mystery that is life.

It is difficult for most of us to access this level of consciousness as we are very caught up in the ups and downs of our individual experiences in the world. The thing to remember about the world, though, is that it ebbs and flows, expands and contracts, gives and takes, and is by its very nature somewhat unreliable. If we only feel gratitude when it serves our desires, this is not true thankfulness. No one is exempt from the twists and turns of fate, which may, at any time, take the possessions, situations, and people we love away from us. Ironically, it is sometimes this kind of loss that awakens us to a thankfulness that goes deeper than just being grateful when things go our way. Illness and near-miss accidents can also serve as wake-up calls to the deeper realization that we are truly lucky to be alive.

We do not have to wait to be shaken to experience this state of being truly thankful for our lives. Tuning in to our breath and making an effort to be fully present for a set period of time each day can do wonders for our ability to connect with true gratitude. We can also awaken ourselves with the intention to be more aware of the unconditional generosity of the life force that flows through us regardless of our circumstances.”

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shaken in Occult, Holidays


Monday, April 30, 2007

NO COCKTAILS… RAN OUT OF TIME!

This weekend went so fast. Like twighlight zone, trapped in a time warp fast. I had such grand plans for my sacred Saturday and Sunday too. Cast aside now, by the harsh grains of Father Time’s sand through his coked up hour glass. I tell you, this was no ordinary weekend. It can’t just be in my head. I KNOW that sometimes time ticks faster than other times. I WAS GOING TO… organize my disaster-area room (too many 2 ft high stacks of paper), take the dogs for hike (my husky hasn’t been on her treadmill in a week), do a little myspace friend-whoring, return long overdue emails, go for a jog (assuming my legs still remembered how) and make some kumquat puree to freeze for cocktails later this year. Here’s what I DID GET DONE: helped my horsie friend trim her pet’s hooves, perfect two cocktail recipes and arrange a photoshoot for them, water 40 newly planted, thirsty evergreen trees for two hours straight (ironically, the mintutes passed very slowly for this task), shopped (always, shopaholic here), unloaded some old couches I no longer wanted on craigslist (repurposing is GOOD), skimmed the sunday times (some terrific rhubarb recipes in the magazine section), and gone, pouf, over… Satan’s day—Monday—is here again! In case you had a similar experience this weekend, and are baffled like myself—rest assured. You can now put your mind at ease by drinking a giant, extremely stiff, martini. And… by reading this explanation i found explaining why time sometimes feels accelorated:

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The following is written by Jarone Enoraj-

“As a Diviner, I have developed the ability to see many of the hidden aspects of life. I am able to see all the invisible energetic grids and patterns that make up your bodies, as well as the body of the planet.

I am in a position to alter all subtle energetic fields, for individuals and for the planet.. Through evolution and experimentation, we can evolve new patterns… and transform the matrix.

In time, you will also be able to play with the matrix, more consciously.

We have found that earth’s timelines are not stable, collective consciousness currently operates at a vast bandwidth of frequencies and this alters time and space a lot. Sometimes these timelines cross over 2012, and other times we go back to the 1990’s… and even earlier. Much of this happens all the time and many are not aware of this. Eventually the planets timelines will become more stable, as the collective consciousness evolves, so that those of you who are working with anchoring certain energies on the planet will have a more graceful experience in relation to this work.

Due to this instability of these timelines, certain scientific experiments in the field of quantum physics will have positive results one day, and negative the next. This is due to the lack of understanding in relation to the movement of timelines. If they were to work with diviners, they would get better results.

When we are operating beyond a 2012 timeline, we are operating in a more expanded energetic field, with more advanced chakra systems not to mention expanded holographic space.

Many people on earth believe that there is an amazing transformation taking place on planet earth, through the evolution of consciousness. Through our scientific and quantum research, we have confirmed this to be the case.”

Mystery solved! It’s official, our world’s messed up… Like I needed another reason to drink.

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shaken in Occult







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