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Tuesday, July 3, 2012

2012 is the year of change… cheers!

“welcome to 2012. it’s a year long prophesied and so far, worthy of all the build up. i was personally concerned that 2012 would be a bit anti-climactic, along the lines of Y2K. thank god, i was wrong. i only became aware of the whole mayan-calender-ending-thing back in 2007. unbelievably, i was totally oblivious to the hype of 2012 before then! since then, i made it my business to research 2012 like a bookworm on steroids… and to study energy healing (thetahealing) like a super saint… i have subsequently watched the world change before my very eyes. and i say, for those that have the eyes to see, change is everywhere. what started off subtly is now they are proceeding with vigor. soon, only those who truly don’t wish to see the changes, and the new earth, will be the only ones remaining blind to them. yes, it’s true… believe it… 2012 is everything it’s cracked up to be. and it is all about change for the better.

the veils between dimensions have thinned. our bodies are clearing negative beliefs, drama and baggage. karma is ending. life will get better. we will have more joy, more wealth, more synchronicity, more money, more time, more health, more love, more compassion, and more luck! use this new energy for good, not evil! if you playpoker then go for it, the universe is definitely on your side. the key to this new hyper drive energy is that it is even stronger when used in conjunction with something you love, motivated by love. so, if you love to play cards, for the pure joy of it… then your chances of succeeding at that will increase. now more than ever, we have a better chance to manifest whatever it is we set our minds too. that might be world peace. or it might be a round of poker. it matters not, it only matters that it is done with truth and integrity. you just watch… humanity’s pockets are going to get collectively fatter in the not too distant future. we are finally going to be able to keep all of what we earn or win without having to worry about uncle sam snatching it up. we are going to have more all the way round, in every category, across the board. providing that’s what you really want. that’s the little catch, the fine print, if you will. you must want it, dream it, wish it, and do it…. and then, whatever it is, shall be yours.

such is the new and fabulous energy of 2012. astrologically, we’ve been invited to a perfectly orchestrated cocktail party of cardinal crosses, grand squares, sensitive trines, and extraordinary synchroniciites, divine dispensations and angelic interventions, positive extra terrestrial assistance, and numerological significance (2 + 0 + 1 + 2 = 5, the number five means CHANGE), it’s off the hook. in the future, we will reflect on this time and know all that i’ve said to be fact, because as they say, hindsight is 20/20. we may not know we’re living in glorious times now, but when we look back, it will be clear as day. so take advantage of this energy, use it for good. use it to win the game of life or heck, even use it to play poker. because, if you win, we all win. not to get too kumbaya on y’all but we really are are all one. don’t believe me? just wait, you’ll see!” (photo) (photo)

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Monday, February 6, 2012

what’s your sign wine glass party

throw a WHAT’S YOUR SIGN WINE GLASS PARTY, complete with tarot card reader, astrologer and numerologist.

UVA SPA & WINE did just that… and it was a hit. why? because astrology is HOT. astrology is what the BEAUTIFUL people are into. it’s what the celebrities like. but you know what i say? celebs, schmelebs. astrology is what REAL people are into! OCCUPY
YOUR
GLASS : )


WHAT’S YOUR SIGN GLASSES are beautiful on the outside, and the inside too. they are brimming over with integrity:

***MADE WITH LOVE IN THE USA!
***PORTION DONATED TO ANIMAL CHARITY!
***LEAD & CADMIUM FREE INK!
***GWEN’S ORIGINAL ASTROLOGICAL ILLUSTRATIONS!
***CUTE HANDMADE BOTTLE CAP WINE CHARM!
***COLOR UNIQUE TO EACH SIGN’S ENERGY!
***SIGN-SPECIFIC BAROSCOPE READING ON IT!
***ANCIENT QUOTE: “We are born at a given moment, in a given place and, like vintage years of wine, we have the qualities of the year and of the season of which we are born.Astrology does not lay claim to anything more.~Carl Jung”

 

BOYS like astrology too.

SERIOUS stuff going on here (with an anything but serious sign, aries), pouring the nectar of the gods. something they are excel at, i might ad ; )

 

leos always LOVE anything INTOXICATED ZODIAC. look at all those orange leo glasses below!


awww, love those sweet little cancers.

 

gemini, i guess you’re ok too.

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Saturday, December 15, 2007

happy birthday sagg… britney’s fate was fated

spears1.gifthe sign of the drunken hunter is presently enjoying her birthday by eating one too many slices of her huge and decadently rich birthday cake. sagg will do everything big, just like her planet. jupiter is the largest planet in our solar system, and is known for its larger than life qualities. miracles, for one. luck for another. and expanding oneself in all areas including mentally (through existential study) or physically (through say, drink). let’s talk about our has-been sagg of the moment, ms. spears. she’s pushing the limit like her sign says she should. the party hunting centaur is known for getting out there and having a blast, staying past last call, moving on to an after-hours party, and then going out to breakfast before crashing really really hard. and if there’s drugs involved (which is not so uncommon with this mind-expanding sign) make that two solid nights and days of partying before she finally hits the sack. sagg girls just wanna have fun. all this said, numerology can explain one’s life in the same way that astrology does. kind of like all religions essentially saying the same thing. in NEWMEROLOGY, nick newmont predicted, that like gary coleman who shares the same life path numbers, britney’s career would be over as quickly as it had begun. i think we can all agree this is exactly how things have gone down. 51bz8vahb1l_aa240_.jpgnick made this prediction in 2003 when his book was published – which BTW i totally recommend for anyone remotely curious about numerology. if you’re not the bookworm type, i suggest a satisfying quickie from NUMEROLOGIST.COM. my profile was stunningly accurate. and if you’re the visual type, catch nick’s celebrity predictions for 2008 on E! starting dec. 24th.

photo: CON’S STANCE

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