gemini is ruled by mercury, the fleet footed planet of speed. (May 21 - June 21) so, what better time to hold a race in new york’s central park than in gemini’s birth month?

YAI (YOUNG ADULT INSTITUTE FOR PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES) is holding their annual “CENTRAL PARK CHALLENGE” on sat, may 31, to raise funds (this year’s goal is 1.4 m). this amazing not-for-profit agency has been helping the mentally and physically challenged in the new york metropolitan region for over half a century! WATCH THE YOUTUBE TRAILER

so if you’re feeling mercurian (highly energetic), walk or run the race yourself… this is a fun day for all! there is even a kid’s event area (games, activities, face painting, tattoos, races) to keep the little tykes entertained.

or just MAKE A DONATION to my little sis rachael, who will be walking the race. break a leg rachael!

hows this for a thanksgiving napkin? imagine placing them around a table with grandma. remember, the hands belong to gemini. how fitting…

VIA TRENDHUNTER

Now you can have your beer, and drink it too. perfect for the guzzler on the go, FAMOUS GALLERY has invented the long overdue BEER HOLSTER. Sucks for me it’s made with leather, but in this season’s colors of red and black, it’s sure to compliment any look you choose to sport. Yours for $22 - a must have for Fall, right up there with get Anya Hindmarch’s “I’m not a plastic bag“ tote.

ADVISED FOR THE FOLLOWING PEEPS:

GEMINIS: this sign rules the hands, and Gemini is the multi-tasker of the zodiac. Often living life at a mind-blowing frenetic pace, if anyone needs a free hand and a BEER HOLSTER, it’s the twin. Bottoms up.

IRON WORKER: particularly good for the illegally imbibing construction worker. that’s like 90% of them. now you can swing a hammer, shout obsenities, and drink your lunch all at once. nice ass.

WINDOW WASHER: swinging through the air, tethered to safety by a few pieces of rope, is always more fun when drunk. salud.

COWGIRL: living off the fat of the land with a little help from the tilt of a hand. go girl.

NANNY: a necessity for any sitter watching three or more more kids under the age of six. my sympathies.

TRAFFIC COP: it’s the inebriated folks who don’t get hurt in a car accident. drink up.

DOG WALKER: pick up something other than a steaming pile of shit. cheers.

VIA DAILY CANDY

Well here I was thinkin I’m all sorts of smart and stuff blending the likes of mixology and astrology… But no, not so much. really, really smart would be… let’s see… oh, like, say, coming up with a blend of mixology and nudity. now that’s the shiz. yeaaaahhhh…. bar chefs gone wild. That would be when I stumbled upon the BIKINI COCKTAIL GIRLS on myspace. Their page says they’re Gemini, and I gotta admit any girls crazy & sassy enough to pull off a site like this would have to be the sign of the wacky twin! wacky, soon to be millionaire twin, I might add ; )

Who wouldn’t want to observe the fine art of bartending from a beautiful woman, whilst her scant garments fall gently to the floor?

The site offers four levels:
KAMIKAZE $9.95/month
SCREWDRIVER $19.95/month
MARTINI $29.95/month
CHAMPAGNE & CAVIAR $49.95 for full site access

(But for the record, I.Z. is against the consumption of caviar due to it’s inexplicably cruel method of harvesting the fishes eggs.)

Hmmnn… do I see naked intoxicated bartending astrologers in the near future? lemme go check my chart…