happy belated birthday BAR CODE. opened one year ago this past july 21, the hip london hotspot is a cancer. which means it is one of the most sensitive signs, and in this case, sensitive to the size it’s carbon footprint. it’s pretty low, due to refridgerators that open from the top (allowing warm air, not cool to escape), LED lighting (which emit less heat than conventional lighting), and natural ventilation. (i wasn’t able to find specifics on this one). now if you’re thinking of paying a visit to BAR CODE, be warned: it’s a gay club! (men, not women)

hey new york developers: are we gonna let the brits one up on this? where’s our frickin eco gay club all ready? we’re waiting…

VIA TREEHUGGER, VIA DEZEEN, VIA YOSSAWAT

Thanks to JOE BARTENDER I realized that I hadn’t wished happy 21st! birthday to the biggest ex-imbiber crab of them all: Lindsey Lohan. Known for her alcoholic antics as much as her acting, criminal chic is hot…Did Kate’s ski trip not send her skiing all the way to the bank? Would you really be surprised if Paris was awarded the purple heart at her “Get out of jail party?” Nicole Ritchie… not the biggest thug of the bunch, but still pretty chic in the way of celebrity criminals. And Britney… well according to her Jupiter is in Sagittarius chart, she’s far from over providing us with endless gossip fodder. But back to our birthday girl, Lindsay… HAPPY 21ST TO ANOTHER COCKTAIL-LOVIN CRAB! I think THE LIQUID MUSE is onto something with her VIRGIN POP PRINCESS ON PAROLE LIBATION. Little time on the wagon, Lindsay, does a Cancer body good.

(photo credit Crystal Air)

I had completely forgotten that the United States of America is a Cancer! Thankfully, Molly Nagy of About.com: Astrology, reminded me of this in her weekly newsletter. Think about it… the Declaration of Independence was signed on… duh… July 4th. The birth of a nation is the same as the birth of a person or anything else for that matter. From bars to pets to plants, we all have an astrological chart and zodiac sun sign. Interestingly, the current President of the USA also happens to be a Cancer. That’s right, as if you couldn’t guess from George W. Bush’s hard-core party days, he is a Cancer. And for the most part, I’ve found that Cancer’s can drink. Hard. For a more complete description of the States’ Cancerian traits, read Molly’s post.

NATAL CHART OF THE UNITED STATES:

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In honor of our liquor-lovin, crabby friends, UV VODKA has sent me some free (as in born free or die mofo) infused vodkas and cocktail recipes…

BLUE BOMBSICLE
1 part UV Blue
3 parts lemonade
Serve over ice in a lowball glass.

CHERRY FIRECRACKER
1 part UV Cherry
2 parts cranberry juice
A squeeze of fresh lime
Shake with ice, strain into high ball glass with ice and garnish with a lime.

Now don’t go blowing any fingers off with those roman candles. DRINK SAFE or stick to the sparklers : ) Not naming any names, Steve.

Can my vegan heroine get any more awesome? I really didn’t think that was possible. Until she did. Considering i’m on the wrong side of 30, I’ll be the new 20 before you know it. Ouch, but i gotta love pammy pie’s cheeky wisdom. Happy Birthday to her, and two other July 1st babies as well: Princess Diana and my lil’ sis, Rachael. The crab is the sensitive sign. Both to other’s unfortunate plights, and their own prickly feelings too. Though they are easily offended, they just happen to be the best listeners of the zodiac. Whenever I have an angst-ridden problem, it’s usually my sister Rachael, whose number I end up dialing. The crab is sincerely understanding. Like, Pamela, and her dedication to speak on behalf of those who can’t speak for themselves. And thanks to Diana, worldwide attention was brought to the then-obscure cause, mine-clearing. I can’t believe it’s been ten years since her death. I remember exactly where I was, and what I was doing when I heard the tragic news. (camping trip, upstate new york, perusing a junk shop, staticky radio in the background.) Cancers take life pretty seriously, yet have a well developed sense of dry humour, and that’s why Capricorns get along so famously with them. If you look at the signs of the people in your life, a pattern will emerge. more than likely, you’ll see the same signs appear again and again. Myself - I tend to always date Aries - who are painfully toxic to a cautious cappie like moi. I guess I’m drawn to their fun and fiery aura. But like that sexy smoldering cigarette, they just ain’t good for me. I’m swearing you off Aries. For good this time too. Cancers, Pisces, Scorpios, Capricorns, Taurus’ & Libras tend to make up the majority of my close circle… but, enough about me. let’s talk about me, and you. check out our monthly charts at a few of our favorite places:

north-node.com
astrologyzone.com
mysticmedusa.com
astrostyle.com

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