anti-energy drinks are the new energy drinks
sick of red bull and its hundred copy cats? well you’re in luck, because a new age of soda is upon us! first we had slow food (cool), then slow cocktails (awesome), then slow fashion (thank you god), and now slow soda (i’ve heard it all). meet DRANK BEVERAGE and MARY JANE’S RELAXING SODA…
both promise to “slow your roll,” and “focus a stress-filled life” respectively. sign me up! 
MARY JANE’S Relaxing Soda contains Kava Extract and Passionflower. Effects are sometimes compared to that of alcohol, but do not cause side effects like drowsiness, “beer goggles”, tough-guy syndrome, or hangovers. Some have also compared the effects to marijuana (hence the name, Mary Jane) however, there are no side-effects such as, laziness, 2 am pizza runs, black light posters, or handcuffs. Recod for:
• Long Day • First Date • Road Rage • Job Interview • Deadbeat boyfriends • Lousy girlfriends • Long trip • Public Speaking
DRANK contains a combination of Valerian Root, Rose Hips, and Melatonin designed to “slow your roll” after a hectic day. A calming beverage, Drank is formulated to relax the body, mind, and soul. Drank is the perfect lifestyle beverage for those who can appreciate extreme relaxation. So grab a Drank and Slow Your Roll!
[...] Auntie Moon/CJ Wright: Wouldn’t it be cool if there was a Cardinal T-Square Blogathon essence and we could all be sipping it right now? Maybe we could just drink a bunch of “Drank” or “Mary Jane,” anti-energy drinks, until we find the right one: http://intoxicatedzodiac.com/blog/2010/02/22/anti-energy-drinks-are-the-new-energy-drinks/ [...]
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