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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

astrology can help you win the game of life

bingo-gwen31.jpgastrology can be applied to anything at all. a restaurant… a flower… a person–all of these things enjoyed a point of conception, a time at which they were created or born. besides the obvious entertainment of reading all about yourself, you might wonder, how does any of this “party knowledge” help me now, other than to gain a better understanding of your personality? well here’s how: you can use astrology as a “when to take action” guide, which is referred to as horoscopic astrology.

it is said that ronald reagan tore down that wall using horoscopic astrology — he would sign treaties at 3:08 am. i for one, started intoxicated zodiac LLC using this methodology! there are web sites galore instructing you how to live your life on any given day for optimum results using astrology. they’re called horoscopes! so, here is what you should look for if you want to better your odds at a game of chance like say, bingo

optimally, one should have Jupiter & Pluto in harmonious aspect to Venus. Unless you’re a professional astrologer this can be hard to determine. so, look for these key words when reading your monthly horoscope: “jupiter in the fifth house.” the fifth house is ruled by the sun, hence leo, and pertains to gambling of any sort. this can include financial risks, iffy matters of the heart, or any wager in life that could potentially score some significant pleasure. now let’s talk about jupiter, the planet of big time luck. if your horoscope shows Jupiter transiting the fifth House, it’s time to play bingo games – of course there are other planetary transits and alignments to consider…

for example, throw a transiting uranus into the mix and the unexpected has an even better chance of happening. uranus is the planet of unpredictability and ruler of aquarius. or, you might win REALLY big if pluto is around. pluto is the mighty planet and ruler of scorpio, whose strength cannot be matched. or the presence of venus could make your windfall a nice, easy, comfortable win. venus rules taurus and is the planet of creature comforts; its also indicative of financial wealth. if mars, ruler of aries, is influencing this area of your chart then your victory will arrive quickly. the one planet you don’t want hanging around your chart or horoscope when you’re getting ready to bet money is saturn, ruler of capricorn and bringer of austerity. yeh… that’s me, cappie.


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