meet booze lady: spiritual adviser
meet FOR TEQUILA LOVERS, the first and only social network for tequila lovers, by tequila lovers. filled with anything and everything about tequila, agave, mezcal and mexico, this site is right on trend. but wait… there’s more, shop the STORE! it’s stocked with dozens of rare and hard to find tequilas. who dares say TEQUILA’S NOT THE NEW VODKA?
and where else can you get free therapy? meet BOOZE LADY: SPIRITUAL ADVISER, who calls this site her home. read below for my recent Q & A:
IZ:
1. WHAT IS THE THE PROPER TIP AMOUNT ON COCKTAILS?
2. A COCKTAIL RECOMMENDATION TO GET ME CLOSER TO GOD?
BL:
1. IT DEPENDS AND 2. IT DEPENDS. TIPPING IS LARGELY SUBJECTIVE AND AFFECTED BY VARIABLES INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO SERVICE, AMBIENCE, POUR, MOOD, AND ALLURE OF THE SERVER. IF YOU WEREN’T OFFENDED OR CAUGHT IN A FIRE, YOU CAN’T GO WRONG WITH 20%. IN A PINCH, ASK YOUR HELPFUL SERVER.
2. AS TO GETTING CLOSER TO GOD, THAT DEPENDS ON WHO YOUR GOD IS. MAYAHUEL, THE TRAGIC BRIDE OF QUETZALCOATL, WAS PUT IN THE EARTH WHERE THE AGAVE SPRANG FOURTH, HER BLOOD TURNING TO NECTAR. TO ARRANGE A MEETING WITH THESE DEITIES ONE SIMPLY NEEDS TO CHOOSE A NICE AGAVE TEQUILA, LATHER, RINSE AND REPEAT AS NEEDED. I’LL EXPECT A FULL BRIEFING ON YOUR MEETING…..
ALL THE BEST, BL
ok… so… thanks booze lady… i guess i know what i’m doing tonight… mmmnnnn…. tequila all over!
