intoxicated zodiacâ„¢ bachelorette party
THE PENIS IS RULED BY SCORPIO, MASTER OF ALL THINGS SEX. hold an intoxicated zodiac bachelorette party and have a fun, sexy, creative, naughty and memorable night!
to get the party started everyone gets a gift bag containing coasters, a shot glass in their zodiac sign (for tasting gwen’s cocktails), and an infusion jar to create their own love potion that night. check out the cute tag on the jar below: 
the theme of the party was scorpio’s penis pepper. long and hard, bloody shade of red, spicy yet salty, J/K, just spicy ; )
any way you slice it (ouch, sorry boys) the chili pepper is ruled by mars, scorpio’s ancient ruler now considered co-ruled by pluto.
i demonstrate how to make culinary cocktails, based on the premise of medieval astrology where plants have signs like people. we use flower waters, jam, infused liquor, oil, and all sorts of unusual ingredients for each creation.
everyone gets a baroscope shot glass in their own zodiac sign to taste the cocktails. it’s a pretty intense hour and a half mixing pisco, cacacha, vodka, gin, tequila, rum… best done on a full stomach-eat before you come.
here i am… kvetching on cocktails.
i was watching the nature channel the other day and two scorpions were getting it on. those sick bugs stung each other. with real venom. a sting too much could have killed the other one, but that’s their idea of foreplay. just a side note here that scorpios can tend towards zodiacal sadism.
this is one proud mother. just look at that infusion… i believe it contained dried hibiscus petals, fresh ginger, mexican chocolate and fresh picked nasturtium flowers. funnily, joyce is a cancer, the mothering sign. what a mix, i’d love to taste that.
how 50’s pin up this? the bride, sarah, a scorpio herself! can you tell?
what bachelorette party is complete without the official penis martini glass? good to the last drop… mmnnn….
thanks to my friend and palmreader, miss. joyce another scorpio, for helping out.
say dicktini for the camera!
thanks to amanda aries, sarah scorpio, colleen scorpio, courtney cancer, joyce cancer for being such fun students. cheers to the groom bradley (capricorn), who found his match made in heaven. cappie and scorpio are two sexual powerhouses with stamina galore. their sex will indeed be hot until death do them part.
hold an intoxicated zodiac bachelorette party!
Gwen, I just want to thank you for the awesome night of astrological mixology! We all had a blast and the theme of the activities were perfect for Sarah Scorpio and the ladies. You did a GREAT job, the cocktails were awesome and we all had a blast. This will become a regular thing any time I’m throwing a party!!!
Thanks so much and I’m going to harass you for more recipes and ingredients!!! (that was the best rim job i’ve ever seen!!!)
Comment by colleen scorpio — September 8, 2009 @ 12:10 am
Gwen,I had a wonderful time at the party the other night.The cocktails were delicious and good to the last drop!I have never mixed so many different alcohols at one sitting and come out standing!:^) You are a magnificent Alchemist!!!
Comment by Joyce Cancer — September 8, 2009 @ 1:44 am
I think it’s quite interesting to see the use of zodiac sign in party.The drinks will be more tastier and exciting when seeing your sign there.cool idea!!
Comment by Stella Martin — November 25, 2009 @ 6:36 pm