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Saturday, May 30, 2009

libra’s lujuria – lust for chocolate, feel like beer

lujuria.jpgchocolate. i was just told by my new age psychic medical docter dude that i’m allergic to it. well, only sex is better than chocolate, and only by a small margin. so sorry doctor, i cannot and will not give up my chocolate! apparently, pure dark chocolate has a high acidity content, and fyi, acid is bad for our systems. don’t even go down the milk chocolate road… that’s just wrong all the way round. devil’s tool wrong… but so like, here i am, knowing that i shouldn’t be touching chocolate with a ten foot pole and yet there i go rubbing myself all in it. hello? self control? you there? will power? out to lunch—binging on chocolate. and so it goes with me, chocolate, and libra. those troublesome libra men—so hot, so wrong. when oh when will i stay away? i’m trying to refrain from both these days—and libra’s LUJURIA is helping me out with some simulated intimacy. a double shot of godiva chocolate liqueur in a dark beer does wonders for the palette and the libido. BTW, the tempting cocoa bean is ruled by venus and is thus a tempting libra. as if you couldn’t have guessed. this beer concoction goes down real smooth, just like libra men.

LUJURIA
one bottle dark beer
double shot godiva chocolate liqueur


mixed by Gwen-Intoxicated Zodiac





2 Comments »

  1. Allergies, schmallergies! Here’s our recipe for a chocolate-cherry Guinness: http://feliciaspeakeasy.blogspot.com/2008/03/black-heart-guinness.html

    It is simply divine…

    Comment by Amelia Sauter aka Felicia — June 1, 2009 @ 5:44 am

  2. and here i thought i was being so ground breakingly creative : ) thanks for sharing amelia!

    Comment by gwen — June 2, 2009 @ 2:35 am

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