Another five star martini month is coming your way dear Aries. Lucky you! Adopt Capricorn’s mantra: work hard, play hard, drink hard. The goat won’t steer you wrong. Make sure and hit all the happy hours you can with work buddies to boot.

All though no good time is a good time to procrastinate, this month is an especially bad time to procrastinate. Take your bull by the horns and get the job done. That may be cleaning out the bull’s dirty stall, finally getting your bartending certificate or finishing that project that has been hanging over your head. Just do it, but don’t forget to treat yourself to a well deserved nightcap along the way. A bull’s gotta have some fun after all…

Happy birthday dear Gemini! The heavens have unwrapped a fantastic month in your honor. It would be rude not to enjoy this celestial gift to its fullest potential. So in light of that, I advise you to dance, drink, create and explore with sheer abandon. this is your time birthday girl. So go ahead, call in sick and and take a long weekend. Be sure to fit as many pina coladas into it as you can!

All though it may seem like you are taking two steps forward and one step backwards, rest assured that nothing could be further from the truth. You’ll be pleased to hear, dear cancer, that June will actually be quite a productive month for you. And as you well know, productive doesn’t usually mean easy, and now is no exception. Make sure you have a bottle of the good stuff close at hand. I hear a stiff drink calling your name…

Make like you have a hangover from last month’s wild party dear leo. sleep in, eat chocolate, chat on the phone, be a couch potato. When the headache subsides, promise me you won’t go back for more. Instead, Take a walk in the woods, learn to meditate, write in your journal, take a class. It’s time to get in touch with your inner leo, and this month, drinking alone is a good thing.

I hope you got some good relaxing done last month, for this month holds a fair amount of work. Which you don’t dislike by the way, Virgo’s kind of get off on working hard. But like most people, you also like to see results. Sorry to disappoint you dear virgo, but this month all the fruits of your labor will happen behind the scenes. Just know that they are indeed happening. So go ahead, allow yourself a drink or two…

Put your thinking cap on this month dear libra. You’ll find yourself contemplating life, and of course this is best accomplished with the aid of alcohol. cooking can be a meditative process, and by extension bar cheffing. Get inspired by a creative cocktail recipe and make it your masterpiece. your overtaxed mind will welcome the distraction, and your taste buds will welcome the deliciousness.

Is your tried and true bevvie of choice just not working for you anymore? Good! Cut it loose and try something new. That applies to energy-sapping friends, destructive tendencies, outdated thought patterns. old habits die hard, but with the help of this month’s planetary aspects, it should be a little easier to kill them. And while your at it, kill the bottle too.

Your relationships will take center stage this month dear sag. This can range from heated discussions with your coworkers, to romantic conversations with your partner, to intense debates with family, to intriguing dialogue with your local bartender. It’s all about social dynamics, and politics ain’t easy. Just ask obama. Stock up on extra martini makings… you might well need them.

So many men, so little time. er, I mean, so much work so little time. Sorry to get your hopes up dear horney capricorney. Hopefully you squeezed in some lustful fun last month because this month you won’t have time for any trysts in the stairwell. You’ll barely have time to drink. But, as There’s nothing that cappie like more than routine, I’m sure you’ll find time to mix your nightly nightcap. Work hard, drink harder…

Focus on fun dear aquarius. Be sure to visit plenty of friends, just be sure to have a cocktail shaker on hand too. You’ll wanna get the party started with month, and what better way to do that than through the utilization of your very own specialty cocktails? or, have a marTEAni party with some children… make pretend bar cheffing is always fun to a four year old! Like I said, just have fun.

The change that got underway last month continues into this month, prodding you to let go of unhealthy habits, friends, jobs and diet. there is no such thing as a useless cocktail, but one can certainly do with a change of night cap once in a while. Now is that time. Embrace it, and as you sip, remember that change is good.