i love obama, and i’m not overly concerned about him losing the election. i am worried, however, about him making it through his first term alive. let’s hope he doesn’t go the way of jfk…
this is a most interesting study, done by none other than intoxicated zodiac’s kindred spirit, ZODIAC VODKA:
based on non-partisan research of the fifty-five United States Presidential elections to date and the astrological signs of each winning candidate through the years, ZODIAC Vodka, a luxury potato vodka handcrafted and distilled in Idaho, USA, has concluded that the Leo, Barack Obama, will defeat the Scorpio, Hillary Clinton for the democratic nomination, as well as, the Virgo, John McCain in the general election. These findings are based on a comparative analysis of win percentages for candidates with a given sign. Each of the twelve signs has specific election trends which ZODIAC Vodka has analyzed to predict the next President of the United States of America.
ZODIAC researched every major presidential contestant since Washington and Adams in 1789. Statistics were compiled for each of the twelve zodiac signs. The Leo/Scorpio match up in the Democratic Party heavily favors Obama. Leo’s have a 12 point advantage in the win percentage category with Scorpio at 24 percent and Leo at 36 percent. Leo has never lost to a Scorpio. Scorpio however, has lost to eleven of the twelve signs and has the greatest number of election losses, sixteen.
McCain/Obama or Virgo/Leo has never before competed in a presidential election, though the two have a strong cosmic connection. Leo’s first win was in 1888 followed twenty years later in 1908 by Virgo’s first win. Both defeated Pisces in their first victory. Twenty years later Leo won again, this time defeating Capricorn. Virgo won again 36 years later, also defeating Capricorn. Leo continued with two more wins, this was President Bill Clinton.
Virgo has a win average of 33 percent, three points below Leo. With such a small difference between them, the element factor has been taken into account: Fire, Earth, Air, and Water. Fire (Obama) has been a historical tie breaker when the numbers are too close to call.
ZODIAC’s methodology accurately concluded in January that John McCain would be the Republican nominee. Mitt Romney is a Pisces. This sign has not won a presidential election in 116 years, and within that time Ralph Nader was the only major contender.
Though it may be said, “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in the stars, but in ourselves,†some answers remain in the sky: Most recently this can be seen in the victory of George W. Bush in 2000. Though Gore won the popular vote, astrologically it was impossible to win the office. He is an Aries with only a 13 percent win average and has never before beaten a Cancer, Bush’s sign.
Though politics may be divisive, Zodiac Vodka remains an independent taste; a true neutral spirit enjoyed by the left and right alike.
With its clean, naturally smooth taste, ZODIAC has revolutionized the vodka community both in name and quality. Each of the twelve zodiac signs are encompassed on their own bottle with a unique astrological description.
For more information on Zodiac Vodka please visit www.zodiacspirits.com. For more information on the Presidential election, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton or John McCain, read a paper already.
VIA NEWSWIRE VIA MOONKISSD
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i can never have too much cool stuff. call me a shopaholic and i’ll admit i have a disease. literally, “that” gene runs in my family. my grandfather gambled away his self made millions and died a pauper. his son, my father, spends every free penny he has on antiques. and me? well… i love to gather shit. you should see my storage unit! aaaanyway, here’s my latest lust: custom monogrammed trays and coasters from IOMOI.COM. glass coasters are $26, lucite trays are $100+. (available in an extremely wide range of patterns.)
