are you a drunkorexic?
i hope not. keep in mind, when following THE COCKTAIL DIET, one must indulge in a sensible breakfast and lunch. dinner may be replaced with one cocktail. sure fire way to lose the poundage fast. add the MARTINI WORKOUT and you’ll be a super model in no time. but replacing dinner with five cocktails, and not eating breakfast or lunch period at all… well, that’s a problem! and it’s called DRUNKOREXIA. yup, the lastest eating disorder doesn’t involve literal starvation or pukey rainbow showers… THE NEW YORK TIMES reported last weekend that “self-imposed starvation or bingeing and purging, combined with alcohol abuse is the latest entry into the lexicon of food-related ills.” hmmnnn… here i thought that was just called partying hollywood-style.
[...] mom yesterday. I’ve decided that my best bet for surviving this Thanksgiving is to become a drunkorexic for a day. Fuck the comfort food. I’m going straight for the sauce. And lots of [...]
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