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Saturday, January 19, 2008

december 2008 baroscopes by intoxicated zodiac™

aries2.gifthis month might bring many three martini lunches… your career moves to the front burner. which of course you love aries… put closure on projects that have been dragging on to clean the slate for new ones.

taurus1.gifthis year will bring a hefty career boost to the bull, so aim high and look forward to taking clients out for drinks on the town.

gemini1.gifwatch your pennies this month… surprising expenses could pop out of nowhere, as well as potential windfalls. play it safe and order well drinks for the time being. your chance top shelf time will come soon enough.

cancer.giftwo things are possible: new love and/or new money. cheers to your acquiring both this month dear cancer.

leo.gifsnuggle up by the fire this month with some port, a good book and a cat in your lap. it’s time to enjoy yourself…

virgo.gifmake sure to attend every party you’re invited to this month. not only is your social life highlighted, but you’ve the chance to make plenty of new and desirable business contact as well.

libra.gifclean out, and reorganize the liquor cabinet. then move onto the closet, under the bed, and so forth and so on. this is your month to spring clean your butt off.

scorpio.gifout and about is your MO this month… both luck in love and new friendships are possible. time to hit happy hour hard…

sag.gifwatch your money this month. you can start by ordering two drinks instead of the usual four dear Sag. nothing in moderation for you so i know this is hard but things will get better - promise!

cappie.gifas you know, the goat is either “on” or “off.” and this month, your are on fire. romance is in the stars, drink an aphrodisiacal martini so that you are completely irresistible.

aquarius.gifthis year susan miller has proclaimed you the celestial favorite due to jupiter’s presence in your house. if there was ever a time to think big, this is it. cheers to you!

pisces.gif you are always seductive dear pisces, but his month venus’ presence will make you especially so. the rest of use mere mortals don’t stand a chance against your dreamy and elusive charm. at least allow us to buy you a drink…


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