well they say rome wasn’t built in a day. apparently the intoxicated zodiac web store wasn’t either. at long last, the COLORED WOOD MUDDLER is available for purchase. along with Sandra’s special TOOTH SPA products too. and for the first time, you can pre-order the PLASTIC IS NOT A CELESTIAL BODY ORGANIC JUTE TOTE, shipping mid-january. (lucky capricorns, your bag is shipping now)

this particular item took six ridiculous months to develop! reason being, it’s made by rescued sex workers in nepal. and the peeps that rescued them are christian missionaries. little did i know, christian missionaries don’t believe in the the astrology or drinking! so after i imported 500 bags i had to find someone to print the design that they felt it was against their beliefs to print. easier said than than done. after revising the art like twenty times we finally came up with something that would work. and then it smoked so awfully going through the ovens to bake the ink, we had to print them after business hours for fear of being reported to the fire company. hence, this run is definitely a limited edition, get em while they last. about the tote… it’s so huge, you can sleep in it. i carried mine into walmart the other day and the manager pointed to me exitedly and exclaimed, look, that woman’s saving the world! that was kinda funny. oh, why was i in walmart? i was recycling my plastic bags at one of the few stores to offer that service. but seriously, you can’t get a cooler reusable tote than this. it’s helping abducted nepalese women who’ve been forced into prostitution get their lives back; it’s 100% organic & vegan; as with every IZ purchase, a small portion goes to NAVS to help in the fight against animal cruelty; and and if i say so myself… it’s cool as hell looking.

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