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Friday, October 12, 2007

iceberg vodka – not a good idea

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ok, should i be the one to tell ICERBERG VODKA that their ad campaign SUCKS, or should i let someone else do it? the fact that they actually have the audacity to boast their vodka is made from genuine glacier melt is embarrassing and troublesome. oh, and the best part… check it out… on the website, they actually show footage of an iceberg MELTING! with like real drops of water, polar bear blood and all. heeeelllllooooo, wake up and smell the iceberg, fire your ad agency. now if they were cool enough to do a tongue and cheek ad campaign, that would be another story. for example, we here at ICEBERG VODKA meticulously collect pristine water from the unfortunate melted icebergs as they float haplessly down the northwest passage. preserving them ever so carefully in the form of ICERBERG VODKA for you to enjoy long after the polar ice cap is gone. and did we mention we also donate a portion of all proceeds to save the polar bear foundation? yes, i suppose an ad like that MIGHT be ok. but this ad campaign, and entire concept… NOT OK! i guess someone doesn’t turn on the news, read the paper, surf the web, or get out much at all.

watch polar bear video


mixed by Gwen-Intoxicated Zodiac





5 Comments »

  1. If it makes you feel any better, the vodka’s not very good.

    Comment by Rick — October 12, 2007 @ 12:05 pm

  2. yah… much better!

    Comment by Gwen — October 12, 2007 @ 5:43 pm

  3. Our vodka Ikon True Russian Vodka would never hurt an iceberg except when you need ice for a V & T.
    Cheers

    Comment by sveta — October 13, 2007 @ 12:40 am

  4. That’s weird.I just dreamed about a polar bear.At first I thought it had a bald head,then I realized it was wearing a face mask of a brown bear.I woke up all WTF!?

    Comment by asanamama — October 14, 2007 @ 7:01 am

  5. yeah, that’s a freaky dream. polar bears in blackface. wonder what freud would say about that…

    Comment by Gwen — October 16, 2007 @ 5:59 am

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