will boink for cocktails
nothing to do with cocktails here, and that’s the problem… LOCHER’S offers naughty nighties for the girl with a sense of sexual humour. love the adorable negligie with the words WILL FUCK FOR SHOES embroidered on it ever so delicately. so i wanna know, when are they going to add WILL BOINK FOR COCKTAILS to the line? they also sell a sexy little tank with the words SORRY DARLING BUT GOOD GIRLS DON’T SWALLOW. unless you happen to be a tall dark handsome glass of liquor, that is. and the tee that reads I REALLY NEED A FUCKING COFFEE, really needs to say, I REALLY NEED A FUCKING COCKTAIL. i guess LOCHER’S doesn’t quite understand just how many girls need a fucking drink, and a cool nightie. so, next season LOCHER’S… don’t forget the dirty drink nighties!
