the bombshell with the delightfully crooked nose won’t be going to rehab. instead, he’s hired a $650/day sober companion to go on vacation with. the blonde beast has alledgedly tried to see the great white light twice before his latest botched attempt. owen, may you never succeed, and be stuck here like the rest of us! need to talk? i’m here for ya. call me! oh i’m so digressing here… what i’m trying to get at is, c’mon, do you really think poor owen is staying on the wagon? i sincerely hope he does, but in the extremely off chance that he does make a little boo boo…. well, it’s a slippery slope. so at least drink something halfway good for you… and that would be st. john’s wart tea. this beautiful flower, with it’s full head of yellow petals (not unlike his golden mane), belongs to the sun and is hence a plant of leo. medicinally, it’s purportedly very good at chasing the darkness out of one’s life with it’s mood-stabilizing properties. and he being a scorpio, there’s no shortage of dark moments. owen, next time you drink, make it a st. john’s wart tea. but if you do slip, at least slide into a Butterscotch Stallion. we’re routing for you handsome!

(photo credit: gay socialites & germes online)

BUTTERSCOTCH STALLION:

2 oz vokda (owen, try omiting this ingredient)
2 oz chilled st. john’s wart herbal tea
1/2 maple syrup
1 oz fresh squeezed lemon

add ingredients to ice filled cocktail shaker and for ten seconds, shake hard. pour into chilled martini glass or tea cup.

(recipe created by gwen sutherland kaiser)

to furthur fight those god awful mood swings, try this from YOGI TEA: sit cross-legged or in a chair with your spine straight and feet flat on the floor. rest the left hand on the left knee, with the tips of the thumb and index finger touching. close your eyes and block the right nostril with the right thumb, with the rest of the fingers straight up. inhale fully through the left nostril. then block the left nostril with your pinkie. release your thumb and exhale fully throught the right nostril. continue inhaling through the left nostril and exhaling through the right nostril for 3 -22 minutes. to finish, take a few deep breaths through both nostrils and relax.

owen wilson’s astrological chart
st. john’s wart, an herb of leo

VIA PEREZ HILTON