any ass can drink
we’re such tr3ndsetrs here at iz. move over dog-rats, paris will be carting around a mini donkey any day now. mega trend source, daily candy, tells us miniature donkeys are HOT. but actually, we think they’re kinda last season… after all we all ready partied with them a last fall, and they are rowdy. seriously, they’ll kick the crap out of the family dog if it gets too close. and in case you were wondering, they like their cider neat - garnished with a carrot.
(but speaking of paris, she just launched her own clothing line at magic this week. no word as to whether stripes and orange are in the line, but apparently any ass can design a clothing line too). 
Mini Donkeys are Capricornian due to their cloven feet & reduced size
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