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you’ll get an infusion jar, complete with pretty little sticker, identifying ingredient tag, huge oversized tea bag (GENIUS IDEA!) filled with the flavour of your choosing, plus some free coasters…. woohoo! oh, one little stickler though, you actually do have to supply your own vodka.

below is a list of their astrological offerings. now keep in mind, VENUS is the mother of all things deliciously fragrant, and that’s why she’s got so many choices. MARS rules all things spicy, and the sun rules yummy sunny stuff. sorry fellow cold signs, but our planetary rulers just don’t lend themselves readily to the ripening of delectable delicacies. keep in mind though, we don’t have to stick to your own sign’s drinks!

for instance, i’m a cold-blooded cappie that can always do with a boost of warmth. that being the case, i should think about imbibing the ingredients of TAURS, which might be just the thing to warm my chilled bones (especially if it’s 50 proof). you understand what i’m getting at here… if the quality of your ruling planet is cold an dry, the opposite would be hot and wet. therefore, refer to the chart at the bottom of the page to see which planet possesses those qualities, and drink up!

INGREDIENTS OF LIBRA & TAURUS (ruled by venus)
• COMPLIMENTARY FOR GEMINI, VIRGO, CAPRICORN, PISCES

strawberry
apple
apricot
cherry
mint
chocolate

INGREDIENTS OF CANCER (ruled by the moon)
• COMPLIMENTARY FOR LEO, ARIES & SCORPIO

banana

INGREDIENTS OF ARIES & SCORPIO (ruled by mars, scorpio is co-ruled by pluto)
• COMPLIMENTARY FOR CANCER

cranberry
garlic
horseradish
peppermint
ginger
peppercorn
chili
mustard seed

INGREDIENTS OF SAGITTARIUS & PISCES
(ruled by jupiter, pisces is co-ruled by neptune)
• COMPLIMENTARY FOR GEMINI, VIRGO, CAPRICORN, AQUARIUS

pineapple

INGREDIENTS OF VIRGO & GEMINI (ruled by mercury)
• COMPLIMENTARY FOR PISCES, SAGITTARIUS, TAURUS, LIBRA

lemon
celery
fennel
lavender
lemongrass
star anise

INGREDIENTS OF LEO (ruled by the sun)
• COMPLIMENTARY FOR CANCER

orange
juniper
sun dried tomato
bay leaf
cinamon

INGREDIENTS OF CAPRICORN & URANUS
(ruled by saturn, aquarius is co-ruled by uranus)
• COMPLIMENTARY FOR PISCES, SAGITTARIUS, TAURUS, LIBRA

espresso