(below: the hilton in las vegas. where’s paris)?

I’ve always had a bathroom fetish, as i suspect many people do. don’t invite me over to your pad, because as soon as you turn your back, i’m opening the refridgerator door, and paying a visit to the lou. maybe it’s because i have scorpio rising - and scorpio rules the bladder and urinary tract - and makes for a very curious person too. but i like to see how the lavoratory is arranged, what color palette is used, what accessories have been chosen, how clean it is, and so forth. it’s like, studying the whole place is sensory overload, so i take a slice of the joint for the overall gist of what’s goin on in my friend’s crib. sorry peeps, i know, i just blew a whole year’s worth of invites.

(below: Mystique Night Club in Bangkok, Thailand).

anyway, same holds true for bars. ever notice how kids always have to check out the bathroom? without fail, during every restaurant meal, the lil’ one will say they have to go - even if they don’t. i still enjoy perusing an establishment’s facility. ONCE. but, when you’re out for the night, and break that infamous seal, seems you never leave the damn bathroom. so, don’t break the seal! but when you simply cannot hold it any longer, and finally cave in to your bladder’s irrepressible desire, there is no pleasure greater than that of the flush!

here’s to breaking the seal, web style,where you can go, without really going.

URINAL.NET will post any cool toilet photos you send them, giving even greater pleasure to the flush.

(above: Stamperl bar in Vienna, Austria).