China Dolls – hooters #4 opens in shanghai
China, the next superpower, our partners in trade, our communist lovers and in time – our banker. Bet you didn’t know that the largest construction firm in the world is owned by the Chinese government, did you? Yup, China Construction Bank. I was in the construction biz for years (laborer, believe it or not… I jack hammered Grand Central Station!) and lemme tell you, there’s money to be made. My friend, Guy Jones, once joked that all the world’s shower curtains are made in China, which is weird, cuz he wasn’t aware they had a patent on them. In last week’s SUN – stop laughing – there were 100 native american prophecies published for the first time. supposedly mark twain had recorded them 144 years ago and his boss at the time was embarrassed to print it and put them in storage. So are you on the edge of your seat?
#34: Federal deficit soars.
#35: THE GOVERNMENT DEFAULTS ON ITS DEBT TO CHINA
#36: The United Nations appoints a trustee to settle China’s claims, effectively putting control of the US economy in foreign hands.
#37: Obama is forced to double the federal income tax.
#38: Severe cuts in social security and medicare are threatened.
Nice huh? It’s good to know that at least we’ll have Hooters. Apparently it wasn’t quite enough we infected the east with big macs, coke, pizza and KFC. Shanghai just opened it’s first Hooters Restaraunt. We’re takin ‘em down with us – panty hose, curly fries, hooters and all…
VIA URBAN MONARCH
HOOTERS CHINA located in Hudong, Hangzhou, Shanghai and just in time for the Olympics, Beijing.
