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Monday, July 23, 2007

hands free set for gemini

photo.jpgNow you can have your beer, and drink it too. perfect for the guzzler on the go, FAMOUS GALLERY has invented the long overdue BEER HOLSTER. Sucks for me it’s made with leather, but in this season’s colors of red and black, it’s sure to compliment any look you choose to sport. Yours for $22 – a must have for Fall, right up there with get Anya Hindmarch’sI’m not a plastic bag tote.

ADVISED FOR THE FOLLOWING PEEPS:

GEMINIS: this sign rules the hands, and Gemini is the multi-tasker of the zodiac. Often living life at a mind-blowing frenetic pace, if anyone needs a free hand and a BEER HOLSTER, it’s the twin. Bottoms up.

IRON WORKER: particularly good for the illegally imbibing construction worker. that’s like 90% of them. now you can swing a hammer, shout obsenities, and drink your lunch all at once. nice ass.

WINDOW WASHER: swinging through the air, tethered to safety by a few pieces of rope, is always more fun when drunk. salud.

COWGIRL: living off the fat of the land with a little help from the tilt of a hand. go girl.

NANNY: a necessity for any sitter watching three or more more kids under the age of six. my sympathies.

TRAFFIC COP: it’s the inebriated folks who don’t get hurt in a car accident. drink up.

DOG WALKER: pick up something other than a steaming pile of shit. cheers.

VIA DAILY CANDY


mixed by Gwen-Intoxicated Zodiac





2 Comments »

  1. I would much rather have this – or the cold pole – than that fad bag.

    Comment by bullboy — July 24, 2007 @ 6:00 pm

  2. that’s because your not gay.

    Comment by Gwen — July 24, 2007 @ 7:43 pm

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