OOPS, HAPPY B’DAY TO LINDSAY TOO!
Thanks to JOE BARTENDER I realized that I hadn’t wished happy 21st! birthday to the biggest ex-imbiber crab of them all: Lindsey Lohan. Known for her alcoholic antics as much as her acting, criminal chic is hot…Did Kate’s ski trip not send her skiing all the way to the bank? Would you really be surprised if Paris was awarded the purple heart at her “Get out of jail party?” Nicole Ritchie… not the biggest thug of the bunch, but still pretty chic in the way of celebrity criminals. And Britney… well according to her Jupiter is in Sagittarius chart, she’s far from over providing us with endless gossip fodder. But back to our birthday girl, Lindsay… HAPPY 21ST TO ANOTHER COCKTAIL-LOVIN CRAB! I think THE LIQUID MUSE is onto something with her VIRGIN POP PRINCESS ON PAROLE LIBATION. Little time on the wagon, Lindsay, does a Cancer body good.
(photo credit Crystal Air)
