Can my vegan heroine get any more awesome? I really didn’t think that was possible. Until she did. Considering i’m on the wrong side of 30, I’ll be the new 20 before you know it. Ouch, but i gotta love pammy pie’s cheeky wisdom. Happy Birthday to her, and two other July 1st babies as well: Princess Diana and my lil’ sis, Rachael. The crab is the sensitive sign. Both to other’s unfortunate plights, and their own prickly feelings too. Though they are easily offended, they just happen to be the best listeners of the zodiac. Whenever I have an angst-ridden problem, it’s usually my sister Rachael, whose number I end up dialing. The crab is sincerely understanding. Like, Pamela, and her dedication to speak on behalf of those who can’t speak for themselves. And thanks to Diana, worldwide attention was brought to the then-obscure cause, mine-clearing. I can’t believe it’s been ten years since her death. I remember exactly where I was, and what I was doing when I heard the tragic news. (camping trip, upstate new york, perusing a junk shop, staticky radio in the background.) Cancers take life pretty seriously, yet have a well developed sense of dry humour, and that’s why Capricorns get along so famously with them. If you look at the signs of the people in your life, a pattern will emerge. more than likely, you’ll see the same signs appear again and again. Myself - I tend to always date Aries - who are painfully toxic to a cautious cappie like moi. I guess I’m drawn to their fun and fiery aura. But like that sexy smoldering cigarette, they just ain’t good for me. I’m swearing you off Aries. For good this time too. Cancers, Pisces, Scorpios, Capricorns, Taurus’ & Libras tend to make up the majority of my close circle… but, enough about me. let’s talk about me, and you. check out our monthly charts at a few of our favorite places:

north-node.com
astrologyzone.com
mysticmedusa.com
astrostyle.com

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