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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Bikini Martini – A Gemini?


Well here I was thinkin I’m all sorts of smart and stuff blending the likes of mixology and astrology… But no, not so much. really, really smart would be… let’s see… oh, like, say, coming up with a blend of mixology and nudity. now that’s the shiz. yeaaaahhhh…. bar chefs gone wild. That would be when I stumbled upon the BIKINI COCKTAIL GIRLS on myspace. Their page says they’re Gemini, and I gotta admit any girls crazy & sassy enough to pull off a site like this would have to be the sign of the wacky twin! wacky, soon to be millionaire twin, I might add ; )

Who wouldn’t want to observe the fine art of bartending from a beautiful woman, whilst her scant garments fall gently to the floor?

The site offers four levels:
KAMIKAZE $9.95/month
SCREWDRIVER $19.95/month
MARTINI $29.95/month
CHAMPAGNE & CAVIAR $49.95 for full site access

(But for the record, I.Z. is against the consumption of caviar due to it’s inexplicably cruel method of harvesting the fishes eggs.)

Hmmnn… do I see naked intoxicated bartending astrologers in the near future? lemme go check my chart…

mixed by Gwen-Intoxicated Zodiac


  1. Well, what did the chart say?

    Comment by Bullboy — June 13, 2007 @ 1:29 am

  2. it said liposuction.

    Comment by Gwen — June 13, 2007 @ 6:54 am

  3. Ha!

    Comment by Bullboy — June 14, 2007 @ 6:59 pm

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