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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Best Served in Stapler

Those puke green pubicle walls got ya down? If your boss says “attack this project” or “speak to this” or “I challenge you” one more time, will your gouge your own eyes out? Can you not watch THE OFFICE TV SHOW because it just hits too close to home to even find funny? Has the office slut gotten promoted when your work is clearly superior? Sounds like you could use a new job-or learn to give better head. But in lieu of that, try the Secret Stapler Stash. And here I thought the shoe flask was inventive.

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