Best In Shoe
Shoes are near and dear to my heart. Like, I LOVE THEM. In a big, kinda KELLY way. Sometimes, when a sleek ankle boot, or painful stilleto is so hot, and I slowly turn it over it my hands, I wanna lick it. My love is THAT intense. If only Giuseppe Zanotti would take a cue from Stella and stop using that pesky leather. Oh yeah, and it would be nice if I could fit more than my pinky toe into one of those bad boys. Oh well, there’s always next life. Are you listening God? But here I am on a mad tangent, when I should be introducing the DRAM. Intoxicated Zodiac officially awards it Best In Shoe! ha. ha. if you haven’t all ready heard about the DRAM, get ready to have your libational lifestyle turned on it’s side. This ingenious flip flop contains a secret, built-in flask! Bringing a whole nother meaning to BYOB (which is the name of REEF’S bottle opener flip flop, btw). Can anything be cooler?
I wouldn’t lick anything near Kat’s desk.
Comment by bullboy — May 3, 2007 @ 8:16 am
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