This weekend went so fast. Like twighlight zone, trapped in a time warp fast. I had such grand plans for my sacred Saturday and Sunday too. Cast aside now, by the harsh grains of Father Time’s sand through his coked up hour glass. I tell you, this was no ordinary weekend. It can’t just be in my head. I KNOW that sometimes time ticks faster than other times. I WAS GOING TO… organize my disaster-area room (too many 2 ft high stacks of paper), take the dogs for hike (my husky hasn’t been on her treadmill in a week), do a little myspace friend-whoring, return long overdue emails, go for a jog (assuming my legs still remembered how) and make some kumquat puree to freeze for cocktails later this year. Here’s what I DID GET DONE: helped my horsie friend trim her pet’s hooves, perfect two cocktail recipes and arrange a photoshoot for them, water 40 newly planted, thirsty evergreen trees for two hours straight (ironically, the mintutes passed very slowly for this task), shopped (always, shopaholic here), unloaded some old couches I no longer wanted on craigslist (repurposing is GOOD), skimmed the sunday times (some terrific rhubarb recipes in the magazine section), and gone, pouf, over… Satan’s day—Monday—is here again! In case you had a similar experience this weekend, and are baffled like myself—rest assured. You can now put your mind at ease by drinking a giant, extremely stiff, martini. And… by reading this explanation i found explaining why time sometimes feels accelorated:

The following is written by Jarone Enoraj-

“As a Diviner, I have developed the ability to see many of the hidden aspects of life. I am able to see all the invisible energetic grids and patterns that make up your bodies, as well as the body of the planet.

I am in a position to alter all subtle energetic fields, for individuals and for the planet.. Through evolution and experimentation, we can evolve new patterns… and transform the matrix.

In time, you will also be able to play with the matrix, more consciously.

We have found that earth’s timelines are not stable, collective consciousness currently operates at a vast bandwidth of frequencies and this alters time and space a lot. Sometimes these timelines cross over 2012, and other times we go back to the 1990’s… and even earlier. Much of this happens all the time and many are not aware of this. Eventually the planets timelines will become more stable, as the collective consciousness evolves, so that those of you who are working with anchoring certain energies on the planet will have a more graceful experience in relation to this work.

Due to this instability of these timelines, certain scientific experiments in the field of quantum physics will have positive results one day, and negative the next. This is due to the lack of understanding in relation to the movement of timelines. If they were to work with diviners, they would get better results.

When we are operating beyond a 2012 timeline, we are operating in a more expanded energetic field, with more advanced chakra systems not to mention expanded holographic space.

Many people on earth believe that there is an amazing transformation taking place on planet earth, through the evolution of consciousness. Through our scientific and quantum research, we have confirmed this to be the case.”

Mystery solved! It’s official, our world’s messed up… Like I needed another reason to drink.