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Monday, March 5, 2007

Intoxicated Zodiac is good for the environment!

We love trees here at INTOXICATED ZODIAC. You can be reminded of this every time you strain your little eyeballs to read our challenging white text against our black is the new green background! As it turns out, black screens use less wattage than white. So don’t hate us because we’re environmentally beautiful. Yes, you might have to update your glasses prescription a little earlier than anticipated. but, you’ll see more trees!

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And to those of you who are using a laptop right now, well, you’re just ringin’ up the ECO POINTS! Not only are laptops easier to cart around in your tote bag, but they also use less energy than their, ahem, attractive desktop counterparts. This is because they are not permanently plugged in. Unless of course you’re like my sister who hasn’t moved the laptop off the computer desk since she got it.


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1 Comment »

  1. That’s great and all, but where can I get a martini tree?

    Comment by Molly — March 8, 2007 @ 9:20 pm

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